1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,411 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,446 Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,814 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,516 ( louder ): AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,719 * OH... 6 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,788 * WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? * 7 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,790 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,293 * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE. * 9 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,694 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 10 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,097 * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH... * 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,364 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 12 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,134 * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. * 13 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,768 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 14 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,704 * READY? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 15 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,707 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,741 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,377 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 18 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,713 ( laughs heartily ) 19 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:49,217 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION ( plays airy tune ) 20 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,784 and NICKELODEON] 21 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,164 Narrator FISHERMEN HAVE QUITE AN EFFECT 22 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,832 ON OUR UNDERSEA FRIENDS. 23 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:08,336 Squidward: SPONGEBOB, HAVE YOU FINISHED SWABBING THE DECK? 24 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:11,071 ALMOST. THERE'S A NASTY BARNACLE UNDER TABLE NINE. 25 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,575 THEY'RE BACK! THEY'RE BACK, I TELL YOU! 26 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,510 I SAW THEM WITH ME OWN EYES! 27 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,712 ( all muttering ) 28 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,881 THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS! 29 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,683 HOW ABOUT A MINT? 30 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,485 Krabs: THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS! 31 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,354 CAN YOU MAKE THAT TO GO? 32 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,422 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE. 33 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:29,623 THE HOOKS! 34 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:32,326 SO THERE I WAS, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS... 35 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,262 I'D LOVE TO HEAR ANOTHER OF YOUR 36 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,863 RIVETING SEA TALES, BUT, UM... 37 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,432 I HAVE TO DO MY WASTEBASKET INSPECTIONS. 38 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,768 UH-HUH... MM-HMM... OH, YEAH, THERE'S ONE. 39 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,271 FINE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 40 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,308 WARN HIM ABOUT WHAT, MR. KRABS? 41 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,343 THE HOOKS, ME BUCKO. 42 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:50,478 THEY'RE BACK. 43 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,246 BEWARE THE HOOKS. 44 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,647 THE HOOKS? 45 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:54,782 AYE, THE HOOKS. 46 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,217 THEY DANGLE DOWN 47 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,285 AND DRAW YOU CLOSE 48 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,586 WITH THEIR PLEASING SHAPES 49 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,388 AND THEIR BEGUILING COLORS. 50 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:04,258 AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU FOUND THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY 51 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:07,595 THEY GRAB YOU BY THE BRITCHES AND HAUL YOU WAY UP HIGH! 52 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,731 THEN HIGHER, AND HIGHER, AND HIGHER! 53 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,766 UNTIL YOU'RE HAULED UP TO THE SURFACE 54 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,435 FLOPPING AND GASPING FOR BREATH. 55 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,605 AND THEN THEY COOK YOU AND THEN THEY EAT YOU! 56 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,572 OR WORSE... 57 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,508 WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT?! 58 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,809 GIFT SHOPS. 59 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,213 ( gasps ) 60 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,947 DON'T LET IT GET ME, MR. KRABS. 61 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,483 THERE, THERE, BOY, THEY WON'T GET YOU. 62 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,353 NOT AS LONG AS YOU LISTEN TO OLD MR. KRABS. 63 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,288 NOW GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN! 64 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,324 AYE-AYE, MR. KRABS! 65 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,428 GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW! 66 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:41,395 HEY, PATRICK. 67 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,596 GUESS WHAT? 68 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,398 THE CARNIVAL'S IN TOWN. 69 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:45,633 COME ON, LET'S GO. 70 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,302 I CAN'T LEAVE NOW, I'M WORKING. 71 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:49,537 IT'S NOT LEAVING. 72 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,739 YOU'RE JUST TAKING A BREAK. 73 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:59,813 * WE'RE GOING TO THE CARNIVAL, GOING TO THE CARNIV... OOF! * 74 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:04,418 * WE'RE GOING TO THE CARNIVAL, GOING TO THE CARNIVAL. * 75 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:05,886 THERE IT IS, SPONGEBOB. 76 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,423 THE CARNIVAL IS BACK IN TOWN! 77 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:12,326 I'M GOING TO BE FIRST IN LINE FOR EVERYTHING! 78 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,994 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 79 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,429 I DON'T KNOW. 80 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,531 THERE WAS ONE KID HERE EARLIER. 81 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,833 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY CARNIVAL I EVER... 82 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,369 ( clink ) OH! 83 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,536 EXCUSE ME. ( gasps ) 84 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,806 STOP, PATRICK! DON'T TOUCH IT. 85 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,308 THIS ISN'T THE CARNIVAL. 86 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,642 THOSE ARE HOOKS! 87 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,511 MR. KRABS SAYS THEY'RE REALLY DANGEROUS! 88 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,281 HMM... 89 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,283 I SENSE NO DANGER HERE. 90 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,618 HOW COULD THEY BE DANGEROUS? 91 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:40,321 THEY'RE COVERED WITH FREE CHEESE! 92 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,923 ALL I KNOW IS, MR. KRABS SAID... PATRICK! 93 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,358 DON'T DO THAT! 94 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,994 MMM... 95 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,796 CHEESY. 96 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,398 NO DANGER HERE. 97 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:51,965 GO ON, TRY IT. 98 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,567 BUT MR. KRABS SAID... 99 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,470 SPONGEBOB, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 100 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:59,540 DOES THIS LOOK DANGEROUS? 101 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,541 ( screams ) 102 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,675 PATRICK! DON'T! 103 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,711 LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU? 104 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:07,848 OR DO I HAVE TO EAT ALL THIS CHEESE BY MYSEL... 105 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,483 WHOA, HO, HO...! 106 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,319 ( gasps ) PATRICK! 107 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,654 HELP! OH, PATRICK! HELP! 108 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,723 OH, PATRICK, COME BACK! 109 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,057 OH, MY BEST FRIEND! 110 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,058 ( laughing ) 111 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,059 ( crying ) 112 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,060 ( grunts ) 113 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,430 PATRICK... YOU'RE ALIVE! 114 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,597 AM I EVER! 115 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,399 YOU SHOULD TRY IT. 116 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,900 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SURFACE... 117 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,302 AND YOUR BRITCHES... 118 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,269 AND THE GIFT SHOPS? 119 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:32,540 YOU JUST JUMP OFF BEFORE YOU GO UP TOO HIGH. 120 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:35,776 MR. KRABS SAID I SHOULDN'T GET NEAR THOSE THINGS. 121 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:38,846 DID HE SAY YOU SHOULDN'T CLIMB ON TOP OF THEM 122 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,781 AND RIDE THEM LIKE A HORSY? 123 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:41,949 WELL, NO. 124 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,484 WHEE... 125 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,919 I GUESS HE DIDN'T! 126 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,088 ( both laughing ) 127 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,492 HI-HO, SILVERFISH! AWAY! 128 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,396 ( laughing ) 129 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,533 ( laughing ) 130 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:02,503 READY? 131 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,571 READY. 132 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,339 Both: GERONIMO! 133 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,508 ( laughing and whooping ) 134 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:11,979 THIS IS MORE FUN THAN DOUBLE OVERTIME AT THE KRUSTY KRAB! 135 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,650 Customer: P.U.! 136 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,051 YOU CALL THIS FOOD? 137 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,721 MY SANDWICH TASTES LIKE A FRIED BOOT. 138 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,790 MY SANDWICH IS A FRIED BOOT! 139 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,492 HURRY IT UP, WILL YOU! 140 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,127 WE'RE HUNGRY OVER HERE, LOOK AT US! 141 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,763 ( customers muttering angrily... ) 142 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:33,701 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FLIP IT! 143 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,636 ( all talking at once ) 144 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,506 WHY DO YOU WANT TO EAT THIS STUFF ANYWAY? 145 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:39,973 Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD! 146 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,975 WHAT THE HALIBUT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 147 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,577 IT'S A FEEDING FRENZY, SIR 148 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:46,146 AND SPONGEBOB'S NOT BACK FROM HIS BREAK. 149 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,717 ( laughing ) 150 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,884 WHAT? 151 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,386 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 152 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,422 SPONGEBOB WAS TAKING A BREAK. 153 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,990 NO ONE'S TAKEN A BREAK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB 154 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,927 SINCE THE CHUM FAMINE OF '59. ( laughs ) 155 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,762 NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 156 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,131 HE TOOK... A BREAK. 157 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:11,972 ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB LAZYPANTS, I'LL FIND YOU. 158 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:16,577 THIS NOSE CAN SMELL LAZINESS FOR UP TO 10,000 LEAGUES. AHA! 159 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,647 I'LL GIVE YOU A BREAK YOU'LL NOT SOON FORGET. 160 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:25,152 BUT MR. KRABS, I STILL NEED HELP...! 161 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,756 ( sniffing ) 162 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:32,159 THEY SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE. 163 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,695 ( both laughing ) 164 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,863 AGAIN? 165 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,665 AGAIN! 166 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,000 THE HOOKS! NO, NO, NO! 167 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,670 Both: ONE, TWO, THREE... 168 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,572 WAIT, WAIT! 169 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:45,573 OOF! 170 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,810 BOYS! 171 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,579 I WASN'T QUICK ENOUGH. 172 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,747 THEY'RE GONE! ( sobs ) 173 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:57,785 IF I COULD ONLY HOLD HIM IN ME ARMS AGAIN, I, I'D... 174 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,987 ( laughing ) 175 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,221 I'D THROTTLE THEM! 176 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,057 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE HOOKS, BOY? 177 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,092 I, UH, I... 178 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,661 I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOOKS. 179 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:10,731 YOU RIDE THEM UP AND UP AND UP... 180 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,633 THEN YOU GENTLY FLOAT 181 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,667 DOWN. 182 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,736 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS 183 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,638 WHEN YOU DON'T FLOAT BACK DOWN? 184 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:18,806 GIFT SHOP? 185 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:22,643 WORSE! YOU END UP VACUUM-PACKED... 186 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:23,777 IN A CAN OF TUNA! 187 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:26,046 WITH NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO 188 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,215 BUT THE SMELL OF MAYONNAISE! 189 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,550 ( scream ) 190 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,718 AAH! 191 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,152 Both: WE'RE SORRY, MR. KRABS. 192 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,755 I WANT YOU BOYS TO PROMISE ME 193 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,891 YOU'LL NEVER GO ON THOSE HOOKS AGAIN. 194 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,893 Both: WE PROMISE, MR. KRABS. 195 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,595 I NEED A SAILOR'S PROMISE! 196 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,863 REPEAT AFTER ME. 197 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:46,734 YO-HO, YO-HO, NEAR THE HOOKS I'LL NEVER GO. 198 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,502 Both: YO-HO, YO-HO 199 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,170 NEAR THE HOOKS WE'LL NEVER GO. 200 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,740 AAH! MOTHER OF PEARL! 201 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,042 FIRE ON THE POOP DECK! 202 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,044 Both: AAH! MOTHER OF PEARL! 203 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,779 FIRE ON THE POOP DECK! 204 00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,947 WELL... WHEW! 205 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,114 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 206 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,751 LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DEATHTRAP. 207 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,086 SpongeBob: OKAY, GARY, TODAY IS A NEW DAY. 208 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,989 I'M READY TO PROVE MYSELF LOYAL TO MR. KRABS. 209 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,123 ( Gary meows ) 210 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,159 I'M READY! 211 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,862 * I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY * 212 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,297 * I'M READY, READY, READY, I'M READY... * 213 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,298 HEY, SPONGEBOB! 214 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,300 YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! 215 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,301 ( grunts ) 216 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,136 I ALWAYS GO TO WORK THIS WAY. 217 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,806 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY. 218 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,608 WE'RE GOING TO GO PLAY... 219 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,309 HOOKY! 220 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,144 BUT PATRICK, WE PROMISED. 221 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,213 I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED. 222 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,882 YOU DON'T HAVE FINGERS. 223 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:38,586 WELL, THAT MR. KRABS IS JUST A BIG DUMMY. 224 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,655 WE PLAYED ON THOSE HOOKS ALL DAY LONG 225 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,957 AND NOTHING HAPPENED TO US. 226 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,125 BUT MR. KRABS SAID... 227 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,660 LOOK, SPONGEBOB. 228 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,830 ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO A BIG DUMMY 229 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,299 OR ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO ME? 230 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,802 UM... 231 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,670 SEE YOU LATER, SPONGEBOB. 232 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,271 I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SOME FUN. 233 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:00,941 WHOO-HOO! 234 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,645 COME ON, SPONGEBOB! 235 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,913 WHOO-HOO! 236 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:09,783 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO... 237 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,852 OH... I KNOW I WANT TO 238 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:16,189 BUT I PROMISED MR. KRABS I WOULDN'T GO NEAR ANOTHER... AAH, HOOK! 239 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,931 OH, NO. MR. KRABS TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 240 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,233 YOU ARE A LIAR, A DECEIVER! 241 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,369 I'LL NEVER FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS AGAIN! 242 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,872 NEVER! 243 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,107 IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 244 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:37,010 WHOO... ( laughing ) 245 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,179 ( giggling ) 246 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,849 HOO, GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. 247 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,383 ( gasps ) 248 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,185 I'M... HOOKED. 249 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,186 AND THAT MEANS... 250 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,023 ( screams ) 251 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,325 HELP! I'M HOOKED! HELP! 252 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,794 MR. KRABS, HELP! 253 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,729 IT HAPPENED! I'M HOOKED! 254 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,898 OH, NO, THE HOOK, THE HOOK! 255 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,867 GIFT SHOP! TUNA CAN! 256 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,135 MAYONNAISE! 257 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,971 Krabs: HERE YOU GO, PEARL. 258 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,874 FREE WATER FOR ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS. 259 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,976 THANKS, DAD. 260 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:12,312 JUST DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A TIP FOR OLD MR. KRABS. 261 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,414 PSST! MR. KRABS... 262 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,017 SPONGEBOB! YOU'RE TWO MINUTES LATE! 263 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,418 WHAT KEPT YOU, LADDIE? 264 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,822 UM, YOU KNOW THOSE HOOKS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY? 265 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,758 DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THOSE HOOKS? 266 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,027 UM... NO. 267 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,997 ER...! I MEAN YES, YES, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO GO NEAR THEM! 268 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:34,768 WELL, YOU WEREN'T PLAYING ON THOSE HOOKS, WERE YOU, LADDIE? 269 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,303 OF COURSE NOT... 270 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,405 ER, I MEAN, NOT EXACTLY. 271 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,074 ER, I MEAN, YES! YES, I DID IT! 272 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,410 I ADMIT IT! 273 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,679 ( crying ) 274 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,949 OH, MR. KRABS, I'M SO ASHAMED! 275 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,884 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME! 276 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,886 I'M HOOKED...! 277 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,455 HMM, IT'S IN THERE PRETTY DEEP. 278 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,824 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 279 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,827 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO, BOY. 280 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,162 ( all laughing ) 281 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,733 OH, NO, MR. KRABS. 282 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,367 I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY PANTS. 283 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,970 NOT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE... GIRLS. 284 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:10,971 ( reeling ) 285 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,072 ( gasps ) 286 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:17,044 OH, OKAY, I'M TAKING THEM OFF, I'M TAKING THEM OFF. 287 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,311 ( rips ) THERE. 288 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,013 UH, LAD. 289 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,115 ( girls laughing ) 290 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,350 ( screams ) 291 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,785 OH, NO, OH, NO. 292 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,020 NO, NO, NO, MR. KRABS, I CAN'T DO IT! 293 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,255 ANYTHING BUT THAT. 294 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,157 I UNDERSTAND. 295 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,160 YOU WERE A GOOD LITTLE FRY COOK, SPONGEBOB. 296 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,327 ( gasps ) 297 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,429 BUT WE'LL FIND ANOTHER. 298 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:41,068 HOPEFULLY, ONE THAT WILL LISTEN TO OLD MR. KRABS. 299 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,938 OH, MR. KRABS, I'LL LISTEN, I PROMISE! 300 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,239 WHOA, WHOA...! 301 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,241 PLEASE SAVE ME, MR. KRABS! 302 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,409 ( crying ) 303 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,479 I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD! 304 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,881 HOO! 305 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,950 ( grunts ) 306 00:11:56,984 --> 00:12:00,087 All: OH, LOOK... ( giggling ) 307 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,957 Pearl: IT'S SPONGEBOB NUDIEPANTS. 308 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,192 ( screams ) 309 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,360 ( all laughing ) 310 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:11,064 WELL, THAT WAS MORE OF SPONGEBOB THAN I NEEDED TO SEE. 311 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,767 MR. SQUIDWARD, THAT WAS SOME FINE ANGLING. 312 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,837 DO YOU THINK THE LAD HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON? 313 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,340 Squidward: OH, I THINK HE'LL REMEMBER THIS FOR A LONG TIME. 314 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,508 I KNOW I WILL. 315 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,176 THE PANTS! THE UNDERWEAR! 316 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,879 ( both laughing... ) 317 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,986 Patrick: HELLO? DOES SOMEBODY HAVE A CAN OPENER? 318 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,902 Narrator: AH... SATURDAY MORNING IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 319 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:52,539 SPONGEBOB IS WATCHING HIS FAVORITE SATURDAY MORNING SHOW 320 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,575 THE ADVENTURES OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY. 321 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,813 ENJOYING A BOWL OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY BRAN CEREAL. 322 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:05,185 AND WEARING THE OFFICIAL MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY BREAKFAST BITERS. 323 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,020 ( show theme playing ) 324 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,890 MermaidMan, fleet and forceful... 325 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,259 BY THE POWER OF NEPTUNE! 326 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,394 AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD... 327 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,832 AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD... 328 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:19,599 ( grunts ) 329 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,101 PROTECTING THE SEA 330 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,503 WITH FEATS OF STRENGTH AND AGILITY... 331 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,072 ( both grunting ) 332 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,106 ( crack ) 333 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,443 TO THE CHIROPRACTOR! 334 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,113 AWAY...! 335 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,348 FIGHTING A ROGUES GALLERY OF VILLAINS 336 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,118 LIKE THE SINISTER SLUG... 337 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,387 THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER... 338 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,423 AND THE DREADED JUMBO SHRIMP! 339 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,894 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY UNITE! 340 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:54,434 HEY, KIDS, ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CONTEST? 341 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,269 I'M READY! I'M READY! 342 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,639 OUR WINNER WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL SECRET COLLECTOR'S ITEM 343 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,076 FROM THE ADVENTURES OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY! 344 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,544 AND THE WINNER IS... 345 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,378 ( chattering ) 346 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,348 SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN... 347 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,984 AW... I WORKED FOREVER ON THOSE LIFE-SIZE 348 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:14,321 CRABBY PATTY MANNEQUINS OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY. 349 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:19,226 ...FOR THESE LIFE-SIZE CRABBY PATTY MANNEQUINS OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY! 350 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,329 HEY! SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN STOLE MY IDEA! 351 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,496 ( talking rapidly ) 352 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,265 WHAT'S THAT? 353 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:29,302 OH... IT APPEARS I'VE MADE A SLIGHT ERROR IN PRONUNCIATION. 354 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,939 THE REAL NAME OF THE WINNER IS... 355 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,974 SpongeBob SquarePants! 356 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,543 SpongeBob: WA-HOO! 357 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:40,047 OH, I WONDER WHEN MY PRIZE WILL... GET HERE... 358 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,215 MY PRIZE! 359 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:46,153 ( crying, blowing nose ) 360 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,288 ( laughing ) 361 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,289 ( gasps ) 362 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,058 CAN IT BE? 363 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,225 IT IS! 364 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,061 THE CONCH SIGNAL! 365 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:58,165 FROM THE ADVENTURES OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY. 366 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,933 AS SEEN ON TV! 367 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,302 I WONDER IF IT STILL WORKS? 368 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,603 ( inhales deeply ) 369 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:07,474 ( blows weak sour note ) 370 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:11,244 ( note echoing... ) 371 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,113 THE CONCH SIGNAL! 372 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,649 TO THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE! 373 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,687 ( grunting and groaning... ) 374 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,597 UH, MERMAIDMAN? 375 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,065 YES, BARNACLEBOY? 376 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,667 WE'RE NOT IN THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE, ARE WE? 377 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,668 UH, NOPE. 378 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,070 ( both grunt ) 379 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,172 I TOLD YOU MAKING THE BOATMOBILE INVISIBLE 380 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,340 WAS A STUPID IDEA. 381 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,642 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE. 382 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,012 IT'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE... OHH! 383 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,114 OH, MERMAIDMAN, I THINK I... 384 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,615 MermaidMan: FOUND IT! 385 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,518 COME ON, GET A MOVE ON, SON. 386 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,453 WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 387 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,454 IGNITION... 388 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,355 ON! 389 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,257 ROCKET ON! 390 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,327 ( engine roaring... ) 391 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,597 HMM... 392 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,234 MAYBE THE CONCH SIGNAL DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. 393 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,701 ( meows ) 394 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,571 ( engine roaring, tires squealing, cat screeching ) 395 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,140 MermaidMan: TORPEDO MODE! 396 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,242 FIRE! 397 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,110 MERMAIDMAN! 398 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,479 ( dazed ): AND BOBICLE BOB... 399 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,248 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, GARY. 400 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,483 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY IN OUR HOME! 401 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,484 ( meows ) 402 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,319 EXCUSE ME, I'M... 403 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,587 OH, MY NEPTUNE! 404 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,722 HE'S BEEN HORRIBLY DISFIGURED! 405 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:33,760 OH, BLAST US! WE'RE TOO LATE! 406 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:34,761 OH, PLEASE. 407 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,463 HE'S NOT DISFIGURED 408 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,067 HE'S, HE'S, JUST THAT SPONGE KID AGAIN. 409 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,368 OH, YEAH. 410 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,070 GOOD TO SEE YOU, LAD! 411 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,638 SAY, BARNACLEBOY, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT 412 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,241 WHERE THAT CONCH SIGNAL CAME FROM. 413 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,410 OH, I BLEW THE CONCH SIGNAL, SIR. 414 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,246 ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE DANGER, SON? 415 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,414 BRING IT ON. 416 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,582 BRING IT ON! 417 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,284 THERE'S NO DANGER. 418 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,351 Both: NO DANGER?! 419 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,220 LOOK, THERE HAS TO BE DANGER. 420 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,223 YOU BLEW THE CONCH SIGNAL, AND WHEN YOU BLOW... 421 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,458 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING ANYWAY? 422 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,693 I WON IT IN A CONTEST. 423 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,794 Both: CONTEST? 424 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,297 THEY DON'T TELL US ANYTHING ANYMORE! 425 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,432 LOOK, SPONGY, THAT AIN'T NO TOY. 426 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,068 THAT'S RIGHT-- THE CONCH SIGNAL 427 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,170 IS AN AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY. 428 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,607 WE'RE DUTY-BOUND TO HELP WHENEVER IT SOUNDS. 429 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,775 BUT YOU ONLY BLOW IT WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE 430 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,078 OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE, YOU GOT THAT? 431 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,213 YES, SIRS! 432 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,248 GOOD BOY! 433 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,216 ( click tongues ) 434 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,650 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 435 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,452 THEY'RE SERVING MEAT LOAF TODAY. 436 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,786 OH, GOODY! 437 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,488 DON'T WORRY, MERMAIDMAN. 438 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,791 YOU WON'T BE HEARING FROM ME FOR JUST ANYTHING. 439 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,094 ONLY FOR THE BIG EMERGENCIES! 440 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,096 WILL YOU HURRY UP IN THERE? 441 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,831 AND SAVE ME SOME HOT WA... 442 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,734 ( conch signal blowing ) 443 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,370 THE CONCH SIGNAL! 444 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,504 COME, YOUNG WARD! 445 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,705 ( groans ) 446 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,277 ( grunting and groaning ) 447 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,512 ( tires squeal, cat screeches ) 448 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:06,186 OH... YOUTH! 449 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,388 CUT DOWN IN ITS PRIME! 450 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,490 ( groaning ) 451 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,359 OH, SPEAK TO ME, SON. 452 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:16,896 HELP... CAN'T... OPEN MAYONNAISE. 453 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:21,168 WHAT?! I COME DOWN HERE IN MY UNDERWEAR TO OPEN A JAR OF MAYONNAISE?! 454 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,535 BUT... 455 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,238 BUT NOTHING! WE CAN'T GO AROUND SOCIALIZING. 456 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,308 WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR, UH... EMERGENCIES! 457 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,177 BARNACLEBOY, THINK ABOUT IT. 458 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,546 EMERGENCIES DON'T COME AROUND AS OFTEN AS THEY USED TO. 459 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,914 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 460 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,450 YOU CAN BLOW THE CONCH EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE 461 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:41,154 JUST GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO WHEN WE SHOW UP! 462 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,322 YAY! YAY! 463 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,892 ( conch signal blowing ) 464 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:46,893 DANGER! 465 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,136 ( no dialogue ) 466 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,274 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! GIVE ME THAT! 467 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,609 YOU'RE RUNNING US RAGGED. 468 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,746 MUST... MUST ANSWER THE CLARION CALL! 469 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,914 ( groans ) 470 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,549 WE'RE EXHAUSTED! 471 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,285 I'M SORRY, BARNACLEBOY. 472 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,586 I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I... 473 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,589 JUST WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU. 474 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,326 ( crying ): YOU'RE MY HEROES! 475 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,195 IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, MR. CONTEST WINNER. 476 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,898 I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS THING WITH MY... SULFUR VISION! 477 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,701 ( grunting ) 478 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,537 ( groans ) 479 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,772 ( grunting ) 480 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,940 ( groans ) 481 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,442 WELL, I'LL DESTROY IT 482 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,544 WHEN I GET BACK TO THE, UH, MERMALAIR. 483 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,712 AND AS FOR YOU... 484 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:43,216 BARNACLEBOY... DON'T SQUASH HIS ENTHUSIASM. 485 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,619 AFTER ALL, HE COULD BE THE HERO OF TOMORROW. 486 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,720 OR THE VILLAIN. 487 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,988 BESIDES... 488 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,658 I REMEMBER ANOTHER YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER 489 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,561 WHO WANTED TO BE A SUPER-HERO. ( chuckles ) 490 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,730 YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BREAKFAST, YOU OLD COOT. 491 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,599 ( crying ) 492 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,635 MAYBE THE CONCH SIGNAL IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY. 493 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:07,440 BUT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON... ON PATROL? 494 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,408 WHAT?! 495 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,478 TO THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE! 496 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,280 SpongeBob: * OH... 497 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,914 SpongeBob and MermaidMan: * JINGLE BELLS 498 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,950 * MERMAIDMAN SMELLS, BARNACLEBOY LAID AN EGG * 499 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,487 * THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE LOST A WHEEL AND... * 500 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,654 HEY, CAN I DRIVE? 501 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,822 DRIVE? WHAT DO YOU KNOW 502 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,857 ABOUT DRIVING THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE? 503 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,394 TONS! LIKE THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS ARE RIGHT HERE. 504 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,496 DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON! IT'S THE... 505 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,964 ( grunting and groaning ) 506 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,767 ...ORIGAMI BUTTON. 507 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:39,038 MermaidMan: WHEN YOU'RE PATROLLING THE CITY, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE VIGILANT. 508 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,542 ON YOUR TOES, CONSTANTLY ALERT. 509 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,645 ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. 510 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,679 ( both gasp ) 511 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,948 ( screaming... ) 512 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,950 I'VE GOT THE DONUTS! 513 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,754 SpongeBob and MermaidMan: * ...AND BARNACLEBOY LAID AN EGG, HEY, HEY! * 514 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,289 OH, THAT FELLOW OVER THERE 515 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,724 USED TO BE THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER. 516 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,559 I KNOW HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH 517 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,628 BUT HE COULD GO BACK TO CRIME... 518 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,730 ( snaps fingers ) ...JUST LIKE THAT. 519 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,597 ( both laugh ) 520 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,466 Flounder: HELP! HELP! 521 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,067 HELP, SOMEBODY THERE! 522 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,438 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, ATOMIC FLOUNDER! 523 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,639 STOP, KID, STOP! 524 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,906 LET HIM GO! 525 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,643 YOU SAID HE COULD SNAP... JUST LIKE THAT. 526 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,077 WHAT?! GET OFF OF ME! 527 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,414 IF I WEREN'T RETIRED, I, I'D... 528 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,516 ( roaring ) 529 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,488 DO THAT. 530 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,690 OUT OF MY WAY, PUNK! 531 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,625 SpongeBob: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 532 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,093 I RODE IN THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE 533 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:38,465 MET A VILLAIN AND LEARNED TO TREAT THIRD-DEGREE BURNS, ALL IN ONE DAY. 534 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,832 WHAT ARE WE DOING TOMORROW? 535 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,570 UH... SAY, KID, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS NICKEL 536 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:46,939 AND GO OVER THERE AND SEE IF OUR THEME SONG IS ON THE JUKEBOX? 537 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:47,940 OKAY. 538 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,011 YOU KNOW, FOR A PAIN IN THE NECK 539 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,113 HE'S A PRETTY NICE KID. 540 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,515 LET'S DITCH HIM. 541 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:56,783 RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 542 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,451 IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE HERE. 543 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,853 OH, IT'S THERE, ALL RIGHT. 544 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,021 KEEP LOOKING. 545 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,657 DILIGENCE, DILIGENCE. 546 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,093 AYE-AYE, SIR! 547 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,761 ( both chuckling ) 548 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,929 DAGNABBIT! 549 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,364 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 550 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,900 WHERE DID WE PARK THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE? 551 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,970 AW, THAT'S THE 15th TIME I'VE LOOKED. 552 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:21,841 ( in dramatic voice ): BUT I CAN'T LET MY HEROES DOWN! 553 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,777 BOATMOBILE? WHERE ARE YOU? 554 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,613 BARNACLEBOY, I FOUND IT! 555 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:27,580 ( starts engine ) 556 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,748 ( sizzling ) 557 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,450 ( menacing laughter ) 558 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:34,020 STILL GETTING BURNED ON THAT TAILPIPE, HUH, BARNACLEBOY? 559 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,622 ( laughing ) 560 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,924 IT'S THE DIRTY BUBBLE! 561 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,893 IN ALL HIS DIRTY ROUNDNESS! 562 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,495 Both: OH, NO! 563 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,663 I FOUND IT! 564 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,532 AND IT'S THE SPECIAL DANCE MIX. 565 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,134 MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy: HELP! HELP! 566 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,836 ( Dirty Bubble laughing ) 567 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,837 HELP! HELP! 568 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,672 HOLY CRABBY PATTIES! 569 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,141 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY'S ARCHNEMESIS! 570 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,909 THE DIRTY BUBBLE! 571 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,545 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 572 00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,479 ( laughing ) 573 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:02,615 YOU CANNOT SAVE THEM, SPONGE OF MYSTERY! 574 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:06,719 THEY ARE TRAPPED BY MY AWESOME SURFACE TENSION! ( laughs ) 575 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,689 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU'RE MY MOST FAVORITE SUPERVILLAIN! 576 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,923 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 577 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,660 OH, NO, YOU FOOL! 578 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,428 STAY BACK! THE POINT! 579 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:16,763 OOH, OOH, OOH! 580 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,632 WATCH THE POINT! AAH! 581 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,000 ( MermaidMan laughs ) 582 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,569 YOU SAVED US, SON! 583 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,604 YEAH, YOU'RE, YOU'RE A HERO! 584 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,572 I AM? 585 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,807 ARE YOU UP FOR ANOTHER RIDE 586 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,577 IN THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE? 587 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,811 * OH... 588 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,913 * JINGLE BELLS, MERMAIDMAN SMELLS * 589 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,715 * BARNACLEBOY LAID AN EGG 590 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:44,023 * THE DIRTY BUBBLE POPPED AND MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY AND SPONGEBOB GOT AWAY! YAY! * 591 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,024 BarnacleBoy: WATCH OUT. 592 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,766 [Capt and NICKELODEON]by THE 593 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,803 Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]